The Jennifer Blogs

I've seen some kids do some crazy stuff at the pool here. Everything from cannon balls and pushing each other in the pool to cursing quite loudly and even eating in the pool. Ya know why Jean-Luc got kicked out? Because of what he wasn't wearing.



Okay, calm down. He was definitely wearing a bathing suit. But, he wasn't wearing a Speedo, and apparently that's required here.



The way my son tells it, he and his sister were in the pool when one of the guards here told him that he needed to get out because he wasn't wearing a Speedo. Apparently, people were complaining because he wasn't wearing one.



If it is a rule that you have to wear a Speedo in the pool, it has never been brought to our attention. I will have to go double-check the sign, but it seems I would remember if it said:



Rule 6: 
All men must wear bathing suits 
so tight that we can see what God and
 your momma gave you.



So tomorrow I will have to go to the office to find out what this "rule" is all about. If I knew I was allowed to complain, I'd be complaining about the 65-year-old man who lays by the pool in his Speedo. It's bad enough to see the younger guys wearing them, but there are some things that men over age 40 and men over 200 pounds should not be allowed to wear. One of those is a Speedo. In fact, Speedo is at the top of that list. Yet there appears to be a Speedo Meeting congregating at our pool.



Of course, I must keep in mind that I am not in America, and that here in Singapore there are way more Europeans than anything else. Europeans love to show their junk.



Wish me luck!