My daughter and I were in the kitchen this morning. She was sweeping the maid's quarters (yes, we really have those just off our kitchen, only we use it for our storage closet) and I was making a protein shake. I'm trying to consume fewer calories, and this seems like a great way to start.
I poured too much protein powder into the blender, so I asked my 12-year-old daughter if she would like a protein shake also since I'd definitely have enough for two. She said she would love one. Then I told her one of the side effects.
Me: "It'll make your boobies grow."
Her: "YA-AY!" (Two syllables, very loud and enthusiastic-like.)
Okay, that's not actually what I said. But you needed to understand her reaction. Picture the reaction I *would* have gotten from a 12-year-old little girl who wants her boobies to grow.
Now imagine that was the response I got when I told her, "It'll give you gas."
Yes. She was excited. About getting gas. Cuz farts are funny.
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